Saturday, February 12, 2011

One Hour Delivery

I took the kids to see "Gnomeo and Juliet" today.  I couldn't help laughing that when the gnome wanted his killer lawnmower delivered immediately, the "next day" option wasn't fast enough.  So, he chose "One Hour Delivery" from the site to satisfy his intense need to immediately destroy the Capulets.

Well, we don't have homicidal lawnmowers in stock, but we do deliver everything else fast enough to satisfy all of your desires....but, please take a walk around the block to cool off before ordering items intended to wipe out your neighbors garden gnomes!

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